Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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