I think I am morally bankrupt
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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