at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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