We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
