I'm laying in your front yard are you home
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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