Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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