How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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