ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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