I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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