that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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