He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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