The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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