hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
