Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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