He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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