his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
