Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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