what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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