She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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