Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
you never un-have a 4some
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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