6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
