How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just high enough for therapy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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