i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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