I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
