Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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