I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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