Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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