Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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