Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Someone stole a lamp last night.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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