Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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