Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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