And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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