The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He did a backflip because drugs
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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