Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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