You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
