i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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