A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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