I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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