Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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