Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
