I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I lost the right to judge tonight
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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