I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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