i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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