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(337): View more from Louisiana

thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts

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(646): View more from New York

he just put it in my mouth and said "go"

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(818): View more from California

She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.

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(613): View more from Ontario

She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.

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(713): View more from Texas

I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk

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(503): View more from Oregon

Mattress luging...It's a long story.

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(917): View more from New York City

No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.

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(216): View more from Ohio

dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming

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