Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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