After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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