ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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