The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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