Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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