think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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