Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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