ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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