i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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