Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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