My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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