Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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