his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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