Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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