is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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